acrostic poem

Someone’s sleeping
Chaos everywhere
Henry is weeping
Olivia lost her bear
Overdue homework, not worth keeping
Losing it, going to pull out all my hair.

Gun cinquain

Guns

 Loud awesome

Hunting shooting aiming

Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun

Fire arms

100 word challenge week 32

I’m sitting alone in the Alaskan wilderness and all I have is my 2.23 rifle, 500 high velocity rounds and a hunting knife. As the sun came out I started my hunt. I have been here for four days now and I need food in my stomach, I need a caribou. I leave the safety of my shelter and walk for about a mile before I finally find a print, I follow it. In about an hour or so I start to see them over a small hill, I get about 400 yards away, I hold my breath and aim. I take my shot, hit.

Three haikus

We are doing poetry in school so I have to post some poems that I wrote. I wrote three riddles that you guys have to solve.

My mom is Debbie

I wrote twenty-five to life          

     I am a genius.

       I taste very good,

the big “M” is my symbol,

       I have 2 layers.

        I star in The Mask,

 I won 35 awards,

I'm hilarious.

 

ANSWERS: Eminem, Big Mac,Jim Carrey.

Limerick

There once was a man from mars,

he spent too much time in bars,

his wife said “bye!”,

so he started to cry,

now he spends more time in bars.

one day he got really drunk,
he woke up in a strangers bunk,
he drank a whole keg of beer,
and left to shoot a deer,
he put the deer in his trunk. 

he wanted skin the deer,
but he had way too much beer,
he stole some cars,
ended up behind bars,
and then he had no more beers.

Irony

   
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This an example of irony because the sign says freedom of choice but there is only on option.



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This is an example of irony because it says school but its spelled wrong.






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This is ironic because its about a spelling bee but postponed is spelled wrong.


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This is ironic because it is a peace sign but its made of bullets.

Irony is the opposite of wrinkly

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100 word challenge week 25

"Happy Easter!" My family yelled as I woke up .As I sit down at the  table to eat my pancakes I catch a glimpse of something out the window, so I get up to take a closer look but nothing is there. I sit down very confused. When I finished my breakfast I went outside to see if I can find anything. I almost gave up when I see a basket filled with chocolate! I don't want to spoil the surprise so I run Inside. I look out the window again see a giant rabbit looking at all that chocolate