Limerick

There once was a man from mars,

he spent too much time in bars,

his wife said “bye!”,

so he started to cry,

now he spends more time in bars.

one day he got really drunk,
he woke up in a strangers bunk,
he drank a whole keg of beer,
and left to shoot a deer,
he put the deer in his trunk. 

he wanted skin the deer,
but he had way too much beer,
he stole some cars,
ended up behind bars,
and then he had no more beers.