100 word challenge

After all the Christmas decorations were up Jonathan cleaned up; then he heard a sound that seemed to be coming from the basement. It sounded like something heavy being knocked off the shelf. I grabbed my little sister from her high chair and ran down the stairs with his flashlight. he got into the laundry room and switched on the flashlight to see a can of yellow paint spilled all over the floor, he looked over the room to see if anything else was dropped, then he saw something that gave him goosebumps, written on the wall i red paint it said “you’re next”.  He dropped the flashlight.

100 word challenge week 12

I'm sitting up in my neighbors second story house watching mine float away in the violent water. I can see other houses being ripped away from their foundations and being torn apart by the vicious waves. An hour goes by and the waves finally start to calm. I try to sleep for a while to relax but sleep seems impossible right now. Finally I somehow manage to sleep and when I wake, I notice my family is gone. I panic for a moment until I look out the window and see the storm is over and the sky is calm.


My heart and prayers go out to everybody who has been effected by the typhoon in the Philippines. 

100 word challenge week 9

I am sitting in the basement, listening to the tornado howling outside. I’m sitting alone in my house waiting for the storm to blow over. It finally sounds calm up there, so get up off my couch and walk up the stairs towards the door. I think the violent storm was over. I think it’s safe; I can't hear anything so I take a step outside and immediately I'm  swept off my feet and into the air. I am being twirled around and can’t see anything, then just as fast as I came up, I fall back down into some sort of rubble pile.

100 word challenge

As I lay down to go to bed I hear a shuffling downstairs, I don't think much of it  until I remember that Im twenty-four and live alone. I walk down the stairs,  quietly. When I get down to the kitchen I see a figure going through my drawers. I walk towards it , just then it hears me and bolts towards the door, it drops a small orange envelope on the sidewalk outside my house. I look up at it just in time to see it turn around, it has a funny shaped head looks like a turtle. It waved at me and was gone.

100 word challenge week 4

"I just want to get out of here!" booms my best friend Jennie. 
"Were almost done Jennie." I respond as we approach the final sculpture of our lame tour in Paris.When I see it I'm immediately interested. I walk closer while everyone wonders off to look at a sculpture of a dead pig. When I get closer I see intricate details.I press my hand against the cold wood.  All of a sudden my whole body is frozen. Finally it releases its iron grip.I look around to see jennie yell, "I just want to get out of here!"

100 word challenge week three

The sun shone  brightly through my bedroom window.I decided playing mine-craft on my pc was not the way I should spend this beautiful spring morning. I got up and ate some fruit then went outside for a walk. I was about 5 minutes in when I saw a large red object in the sky above me, it was getting larger and larger, or is it getting closer? The shear size of this machine was  amazing and much larger than anything I had ever seen in the sky.And then I saw a bright light and got scooped up by large claws and it all got dark...

100 word challenge

I'm a scientist studying the effects of nuclear radiation. I am currently in chernobyl. I take out my clipboard and write the date (November 8, 2893) and get busy. First I take out my scanner and test a few items, a doll, a rake and a piece of wood I find on shore. I look up and see something jump out of the water and I decide to try and catch it. I pull out my fishing rod and cast a few times before I get a bite. I reel it in , I take one look at it and scream.

acrostic poem

Someone’s sleeping
Chaos everywhere
Henry is weeping
Olivia lost her bear
Overdue homework, not worth keeping
Losing it, going to pull out all my hair.

Gun cinquain

Guns

 Loud awesome

Hunting shooting aiming

Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun

Fire arms

100 word challenge week 32

I’m sitting alone in the Alaskan wilderness and all I have is my 2.23 rifle, 500 high velocity rounds and a hunting knife. As the sun came out I started my hunt. I have been here for four days now and I need food in my stomach, I need a caribou. I leave the safety of my shelter and walk for about a mile before I finally find a print, I follow it. In about an hour or so I start to see them over a small hill, I get about 400 yards away, I hold my breath and aim. I take my shot, hit.

Three haikus

We are doing poetry in school so I have to post some poems that I wrote. I wrote three riddles that you guys have to solve.

My mom is Debbie

I wrote twenty-five to life          

     I am a genius.

       I taste very good,

the big “M” is my symbol,

       I have 2 layers.

        I star in The Mask,

 I won 35 awards,

I'm hilarious.

 

ANSWERS: Eminem, Big Mac,Jim Carrey.

Limerick

There once was a man from mars,

he spent too much time in bars,

his wife said “bye!”,

so he started to cry,

now he spends more time in bars.

one day he got really drunk,
he woke up in a strangers bunk,
he drank a whole keg of beer,
and left to shoot a deer,
he put the deer in his trunk. 

he wanted skin the deer,
but he had way too much beer,
he stole some cars,
ended up behind bars,
and then he had no more beers.

Irony

   
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This an example of irony because the sign says freedom of choice but there is only on option.



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This is an example of irony because it says school but its spelled wrong.






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This is ironic because its about a spelling bee but postponed is spelled wrong.


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This is ironic because it is a peace sign but its made of bullets.

Irony is the opposite of wrinkly

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100 word challenge week 25

"Happy Easter!" My family yelled as I woke up .As I sit down at the  table to eat my pancakes I catch a glimpse of something out the window, so I get up to take a closer look but nothing is there. I sit down very confused. When I finished my breakfast I went outside to see if I can find anything. I almost gave up when I see a basket filled with chocolate! I don't want to spoil the surprise so I run Inside. I look out the window again see a giant rabbit looking at all that chocolate

100 word challenge week 24

If we share the world could be a better place. You can say that you will call that number later or tomorrow but will you really? People in a first world country can take everything for granted, from eating your supper to having a glass of water or milk when you get thirsty, or even using a toilet. People complain to their parents about not having your favorite supper that day. It’s not just food or money that can be donated; it can be your time helping kids live a way better life. Next time you complain about your food think about it

100 word challenge week 23

   

I’m going to give my cat a bath. Most cats hate baths but not Mittens! I ran the water then put her in. The water turned orange!  I took her out and the water stayed orange. I called the water treatment plant to complain about the mysterious orange water. They said they have not put any orange coloring in the water, but then the color separated. I ran another bath and it was perfectly  normal. I decided I might be a little crazy so I went to the beach to relax.  I put mittens in the cold, green water. The whole beach turned orange. 

100 word challenge week 22

I sat in the plane. I’m on my way to my Aunt Candace’s house in Victoria British Columbia, while my parents are on a trip to Hong-Kong for some kind of study. My aunt’s back yard is a forest. I’m almost there. Just one hour then I’m there so I will sleep. I woke up and we are just landing, I collect my stuff and I left the plane. I say hi to my aunt and run to the forest when I see a beautiful stone staircase. I climbed to the top and I see a house. I go inside.

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100 word challenge, week 19

Every Saturday my Mum makes me some of her famous chocolate buttermilk pancakes for breakfast with some fresh crunchy bacon. She started to make the batter and heat up the stove when I got a huge whiff of the delicious chocolate and I heard my stomach rumble loudly. She put some of the batter on the pan, it sizzled and the whole room was filled with the best smell. Mum flipped up the pancake but it was not ready! Pancake batter flew everywhere! It got on the table, the cupboards , the floor, all over me, and on the counters.

Mad Lib

One (adjective) afternoon, I was (verb-ing) past a (noun) when I saw a crazed (noun) with rabies running around the (noun) so I screamed (interjection)! After seeing this (adjective) sight I (verb) away as fast as I could which caused it to (verb) me! I was so (adjective) I almost (verb-ed). I (verb-ed) 911 as (adverb) as I could. Once the (plural noun) came I told them what happened they told me I was (adjective) to survive. After that I went to my (noun-persons) house for some food, we had some delicious (noun). The next day when I went to school all the (plural noun) listened to my story in disbelief, thy never thought a (noun) like me would survive that. Later that day I started not to feel well so I went to my (noun) for rest it was a (adjective) nap!


1.adjective
2.verb-ing
3.noun
4.noun
5.noun
6.interjection
7.adjective
8.verb
9.verb
10.adjective
11.verb-ed
12.verb-ed
13.adverb
14.plural noun
15.adjective
16.noun-person
17.noun
18.plural noun
19.noun
20.noun
21.adjective

Parts of Speech

        Hey guys, my teacher is making me write a blog about grammar so I decided I will try to make it interesting for you. I will start with the easy ones, here we go.

        Noun: a person place or thing, for example a comb, Nicki Minaj or McDonald's. 

Verb: action words some examples of this are talk, run , or scream (cause Justin Bieber just tweeted you back). Not that I would want him to!

Adjective: describes a noun. Some adjectives are pretty, stinky and short.

        Okay, now they are going to get a bit harder, so hold on to your britches!

Pronoun: replaces a noun, a few examples are their, them, his, her, and I.

Adverb: explain how, when or where something is done. Examples; swiftly, slowly, crazily and sideways.  

Interjection: expresses emotion, like OUCH! or SUN OF A BISCUIT! and so on. 

Conjunctions: joins to words together, because, but or and.

Preposition: goes before a noun or pronoun to join it with the rest of the sentence.Examples are under, above, with and at.

       Last but not least (we don't want any parts of speech to feel sad). Article! The examples to this are the, an, than and a.

      Well, that's all for now, bye!