100 word challenge week 32

I’m sitting alone in the Alaskan wilderness and all I have is my 2.23 rifle, 500 high velocity rounds and a hunting knife. As the sun came out I started my hunt. I have been here for four days now and I need food in my stomach, I need a caribou. I leave the safety of my shelter and walk for about a mile before I finally find a print, I follow it. In about an hour or so I start to see them over a small hill, I get about 400 yards away, I hold my breath and aim. I take my shot, hit.

Three haikus

We are doing poetry in school so I have to post some poems that I wrote. I wrote three riddles that you guys have to solve.

My mom is Debbie

I wrote twenty-five to life          

     I am a genius.

       I taste very good,

the big “M” is my symbol,

       I have 2 layers.

        I star in The Mask,

 I won 35 awards,

I'm hilarious.

 

ANSWERS: Eminem, Big Mac,Jim Carrey.

Limerick

There once was a man from mars,

he spent too much time in bars,

his wife said “bye!”,

so he started to cry,

now he spends more time in bars.

one day he got really drunk,
he woke up in a strangers bunk,
he drank a whole keg of beer,
and left to shoot a deer,
he put the deer in his trunk. 

he wanted skin the deer,
but he had way too much beer,
he stole some cars,
ended up behind bars,
and then he had no more beers.