100 word challenge week 32

I’m sitting alone in the Alaskan wilderness and all I have is my 2.23 rifle, 500 high velocity rounds and a hunting knife. As the sun came out I started my hunt. I have been here for four days now and I need food in my stomach, I need a caribou. I leave the safety of my shelter and walk for about a mile before I finally find a print, I follow it. In about an hour or so I start to see them over a small hill, I get about 400 yards away, I hold my breath and aim. I take my shot, hit.

Three haikus

We are doing poetry in school so I have to post some poems that I wrote. I wrote three riddles that you guys have to solve.

My mom is Debbie

I wrote twenty-five to life          

     I am a genius.

       I taste very good,

the big “M” is my symbol,

       I have 2 layers.

        I star in The Mask,

 I won 35 awards,

I'm hilarious.

 

ANSWERS: Eminem, Big Mac,Jim Carrey.

Limerick

There once was a man from mars,

he spent too much time in bars,

his wife said “bye!”,

so he started to cry,

now he spends more time in bars.

one day he got really drunk,
he woke up in a strangers bunk,
he drank a whole keg of beer,
and left to shoot a deer,
he put the deer in his trunk. 

he wanted skin the deer,
but he had way too much beer,
he stole some cars,
ended up behind bars,
and then he had no more beers.

Irony

   
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This an example of irony because the sign says freedom of choice but there is only on option.



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This is an example of irony because it says school but its spelled wrong.






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This is ironic because its about a spelling bee but postponed is spelled wrong.


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This is ironic because it is a peace sign but its made of bullets.

Irony is the opposite of wrinkly

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100 word challenge week 25

"Happy Easter!" My family yelled as I woke up .As I sit down at the  table to eat my pancakes I catch a glimpse of something out the window, so I get up to take a closer look but nothing is there. I sit down very confused. When I finished my breakfast I went outside to see if I can find anything. I almost gave up when I see a basket filled with chocolate! I don't want to spoil the surprise so I run Inside. I look out the window again see a giant rabbit looking at all that chocolate

100 word challenge week 24

If we share the world could be a better place. You can say that you will call that number later or tomorrow but will you really? People in a first world country can take everything for granted, from eating your supper to having a glass of water or milk when you get thirsty, or even using a toilet. People complain to their parents about not having your favorite supper that day. It’s not just food or money that can be donated; it can be your time helping kids live a way better life. Next time you complain about your food think about it

100 word challenge week 23

   

I’m going to give my cat a bath. Most cats hate baths but not Mittens! I ran the water then put her in. The water turned orange!  I took her out and the water stayed orange. I called the water treatment plant to complain about the mysterious orange water. They said they have not put any orange coloring in the water, but then the color separated. I ran another bath and it was perfectly  normal. I decided I might be a little crazy so I went to the beach to relax.  I put mittens in the cold, green water. The whole beach turned orange.