Limerick

There once was a man from mars,

he spent too much time in bars,

his wife said “bye!”,

so he started to cry,

now he spends more time in bars.

one day he got really drunk,
he woke up in a strangers bunk,
he drank a whole keg of beer,
and left to shoot a deer,
he put the deer in his trunk. 

he wanted skin the deer,
but he had way too much beer,
he stole some cars,
ended up behind bars,
and then he had no more beers.

Irony

   
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This an example of irony because the sign says freedom of choice but there is only on option.



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This is an example of irony because it says school but its spelled wrong.






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This is ironic because its about a spelling bee but postponed is spelled wrong.


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This is ironic because it is a peace sign but its made of bullets.

Irony is the opposite of wrinkly

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100 word challenge week 25

"Happy Easter!" My family yelled as I woke up .As I sit down at the  table to eat my pancakes I catch a glimpse of something out the window, so I get up to take a closer look but nothing is there. I sit down very confused. When I finished my breakfast I went outside to see if I can find anything. I almost gave up when I see a basket filled with chocolate! I don't want to spoil the surprise so I run Inside. I look out the window again see a giant rabbit looking at all that chocolate

100 word challenge week 24

If we share the world could be a better place. You can say that you will call that number later or tomorrow but will you really? People in a first world country can take everything for granted, from eating your supper to having a glass of water or milk when you get thirsty, or even using a toilet. People complain to their parents about not having your favorite supper that day. It’s not just food or money that can be donated; it can be your time helping kids live a way better life. Next time you complain about your food think about it

100 word challenge week 23

   

I’m going to give my cat a bath. Most cats hate baths but not Mittens! I ran the water then put her in. The water turned orange!  I took her out and the water stayed orange. I called the water treatment plant to complain about the mysterious orange water. They said they have not put any orange coloring in the water, but then the color separated. I ran another bath and it was perfectly  normal. I decided I might be a little crazy so I went to the beach to relax.  I put mittens in the cold, green water. The whole beach turned orange. 

100 word challenge week 22

I sat in the plane. I’m on my way to my Aunt Candace’s house in Victoria British Columbia, while my parents are on a trip to Hong-Kong for some kind of study. My aunt’s back yard is a forest. I’m almost there. Just one hour then I’m there so I will sleep. I woke up and we are just landing, I collect my stuff and I left the plane. I say hi to my aunt and run to the forest when I see a beautiful stone staircase. I climbed to the top and I see a house. I go inside.

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100 word challenge, week 19

Every Saturday my Mum makes me some of her famous chocolate buttermilk pancakes for breakfast with some fresh crunchy bacon. She started to make the batter and heat up the stove when I got a huge whiff of the delicious chocolate and I heard my stomach rumble loudly. She put some of the batter on the pan, it sizzled and the whole room was filled with the best smell. Mum flipped up the pancake but it was not ready! Pancake batter flew everywhere! It got on the table, the cupboards , the floor, all over me, and on the counters.